It doesn’t matter whether you are a regular strip club customer or a newbie you need to know what you really want to see – what excites you. Strip clubs aren’t just about naked ladies strutting around. They make it all seem interesting and exciting by doing things whilst naked. What you need to do is to curb your enthusiasm. There will be plenty of alcohol and plenty of flirting but do not mistake the flirtatious, come-hither looks as an invitation to misbehave. If you step out of line there’ll be someone to put you back in line or kick you out. The ladies can pretty much take care of unruly customers but there is club security if some extra muscle is necessary. In an ideal world, people should be able to drink, dance, cavort with beautiful sexy ladies without losing their marbles and acting like fools but things can get out of hand. Here are some tips that can help you enjoy the whole strip club experience.
Appearances matter
It really doesn’t matter what you look like. Dress to impress. If you look good and smell good you are likely to draw attention from the ladies. Take time choosing what to wear. When in doubt a pair of soft slacks and a smart shirt will do. Not only will they look good but they will be comfortable too. Sweat pants are a definite no-no and unless you plan to be frolicking on the beach, do not wear flip flops. Dancers appreciate customers who look like they put some effort into how they look.
Speaking of comfort
You want to look and appear comfortable. The reason you should forego jeans is that they can be uncomfortable to the wearer. If you plan on getting a lap dance, slacks won’t be comfortable just for the person wearing them but also for the ladies who will be grinding against them.
Remember the reason for being there
If you are going to a strip club, you are mostly there for the girls, the drinks are secondary. You need to watch how you spend your money. Spend your money on the girls and not so much on the alcohol. If it’s the food you want, don’t expect to get the best food in a strip club. Clubs with kitchens prepare basic pub grub hamburgers, chicken wings, and fish. But you know you are not there for the music or the food but the naked women.
Respect others and they will respect you back
Be nice. You enter into a strip club, take a seat, order a drink and watch whatever is happening on stage. And then just as you settle in a drop-dead gorgeous lady approaches you and strikes up a conversation. Be nice and if you do end up getting some privacy and getting a personal lapdance make sure you know the rules. It’s easy to get carried away and lose yourself in the moment but mind your manners.
You can look but you can’t touch even during a lap dance. However, some dancers might allow you to touch but you should always seek her approval. She is in control, if she is uncomfortable or doesn’t like you for whatever reason, she can just get up and leave. Remember, strippers only take their clothes off and dance. They are not prostitutes. Just because you pay someone to grind on your genitals doesn’t mean you have the right to ask for more. Keep it in your pants!
